Top Ten Communist Jokes
por josé simões, em 23.06.08
No Times o Top Ten Communist Jokes, resultado da Communist Joke Competition. As minhas preferidas:
- «An old man is dying in his hovel on the steppes.There is a menacing banging on the door. ‘Whose there?’ the old man asks. ‘Death ‘comes the reply. ‘Thank God for that,’ he says, ‘I thought it was the KGB.»
- «A man is thrown in a Soviet prison cell and the other inhabitants of the cell crowd round him. "How long you in for," they ask. "Ten years," the new man laments. "And what did you do?" "Nothing. I did nothing". "You liar," the prisoners shout. "For nothing you get five years."»